Out-of-Office
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These are some reportedly real "away" auto responder email messages:
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you send me until I return from my holidays. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve' -
I just love the following line:-
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICE!!! THIS IS HELL WITH FLORECENT LIGHTS!!! -
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here's mine.
You are receiving this automatic reply because I am currently out of the office. If I were in the office, you probably wouldnÂ’t have received any reply at all.