A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask a question. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus and stopped just centimetres from a shop window.
Passenger: "Sorry, i didn't knew a little tap would scare you so much."
Driver: "It's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I was driving a funeral van for the past 25 years."
haha plus now its e 7th mth...