A man and his wife were in court for their divorce case.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
