Bad Advice only

• whereismyrib

  27 Aug 06, 20:56

  Someone presents you with a problem, you give them bad advice and then you present your own problem. The next poster will present their bad advice.
  
  example:
  
  Q.I stubbed my toe, how can I get it to stop hurting?
  
  A. Pack it in ice for 30 minutes and then cut it off.
  
  Ok, here's the first problem, can you give me some advice?
  
  I accidentally crashed into my neighbors car and did a lot of damage. What should I do?
  
• tt3

  28 Aug 06, 00:44

  send it 4 repair.. den ram it again...
  
  prob- i didnt do my home work.. hw??
• aRcTiC_sTaR

  28 Aug 06, 00:47

  Don't do it then.
  
  Next Qns: My ear is itchy but my fingers are dirty.
• monoslayer

  28 Aug 06, 01:17

  Originally posted by aRcTiC_sTaR:

  Don't do it then.
  
  Next Qns: My ear is itchy but my fingers are dirty.

  srcatch wif ur toes.
  
  prob -sgf too many clones.
• gasband

  28 Aug 06, 01:20

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  srcatch wif ur toes.
  
  prob -sgf too many clones.

  ask government to announce that having clones in forums are illegal and can prevent from having the next round of progressive pkg.
  
  PROB: Its Monday
• forfun_cash

  28 Aug 06, 02:07

  Originally posted by gasband:

  ask government to announce that having clones in forums are illegal and can prevent from having the next round of progressive pkg.
  
  PROB: Its Monday

  Wait for tomorrow.
  
  PROB: lanjiao itchy how ?
• monoslayer

  28 Aug 06, 02:09

  Originally posted by forfun_cash:

  Wait for tomorrow.
  
  PROB: lanjiao itchy how ?

  chop it off n scratch!
  
  prob -money no enough
• Patrik

  28 Aug 06, 02:11

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  chop it off n scratch!
  
  prob -money no enough

  Go rob and steal.
  
  Where is she?
• aRcTiC_sTaR

  28 Aug 06, 22:21

  Call her boyfriend and ask.
  
  Next Qns: I feel hungry but I got no appetite.
• Mothballz

  28 Aug 06, 22:35

  Originally posted by aRcTiC_sTaR:

  Call her boyfriend and ask.
  
  Next Qns: I feel hungry but I got no appetite.

  Puke then eat.
  
  Next qns: Wad the?
• new_b

  29 Aug 06, 10:27

  Originally posted by Mothballz:

  Puke then eat.
  
  Next qns: Wad the?

  F**K
  
  QNS : Where Is My Brain?
• life2121

  29 Aug 06, 23:06

  Originally posted by new_b:

  F**K
  
  QNS : Where Is My Brain?

  open up ur head n look 4 it
  
  qns: wat next?
• monoslayer

  29 Aug 06, 23:09

  Originally posted by life2121:

  open up ur head n look 4 it
  
  qns: wat next?

  u r banned.
  
  qus: very tired.
• meltz

  29 Aug 06, 23:35

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  u r banned.
  
  qus: very tired.

  drink more coffee and red bull to stay awake ..
  
  PROB: nothing to watch on TV !!
• rathcycle

  29 Aug 06, 23:38

  Originally posted by meltz:

  drink more coffee and red bull to stay awake ..
  
  PROB: nothing to watch on TV !!

  surf more sgforums
  
  prob : Not p-member, but no money to sign up at the same time.
• darkensun

  29 Aug 06, 23:53

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  surf more sgforums
  
  prob : Not p-member, but no money to sign up at the same time.

  Go rob a bank...use 10 dollar to sign up P member for me and give the rest of the money to me...
  
  Prob: Can't wake up in the morning...and alway late for meeting with friends or going to school.
• rathcycle

  29 Aug 06, 23:55

  Originally posted by darkensun:

  Go rob a bank...use 10 dollar to sign up P member for me and give the rest of the money to me...
  
  Prob: Can't wake up in the morning...and alway late for meeting with friends or going to school.

  buy an alarm clock or ask someone to give u a wake up call
  if not ask someone you r interested in to go school with you
  
  Prob : No guts to rob bank.
• technoboy

  30 Aug 06, 00:20

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  buy an alarm clock or ask someone to give u a wake up call
  if not ask someone you r interested in to go school with you
  
  Prob : No guts to rob bank.

  Steal some guts then go and rob.
  
  Prob: Weather too hot but air con too cold?
• darkensun

  30 Aug 06, 00:29

  Originally posted by technoboy:

  Steal some guts then go and rob.
  
  Prob: Weather too hot but air con too cold?

  Dont on your air con and don't wear any clothes where ever you go.
  
  Prob: feeling guilty for giving bad advices
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 00:31

  Originally posted by darkensun:

  Dont on your air con and don't wear any clothes where ever you go.
  
  Prob: feeling guilty for giving bad advices

  slap yourself 500 times. cfm wont feel guilty anymore.
  
  prob: i have four blisters now.
• browniebaobao

  30 Aug 06, 00:33

  Originally posted by missqi:

  slap yourself 500 times. cfm wont feel guilty anymore.
  
  prob: i have four blisters now.

  use needle and poke them one by one..
  
  hahaha ROFL.
  
  Q: i cant sleep how?
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 00:34

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  use needle and poke them one by one..
  
  hahaha ROFL.
  
  Q: i cant sleep how?

  lie on the bed and sleep
  
  q: blisters bleeding how?
• darkensun

  30 Aug 06, 00:35

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  use needle and poke them one by one..
  
  hahaha ROFL.
  
  Q: i cant sleep how?

  eat 24 sleeping pills
  
  Prob: I can't sleep too
• rathcycle

  30 Aug 06, 00:35

  Originally posted by missqi:

  lie on the bed and sleep
  
  q: blisters bleeding how?

  Suck on those blisters
  
  Q : Dont understand maths... how...
• Rejected

  30 Aug 06, 00:35

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  Suck on those blisters
  
  Q : Dont understand maths... how...

  go jump down
  
  q: im sleepy leh how?