Bad Advice only

• browniebaobao

  30 Aug 06, 00:37

  Originally posted by darkensun:

  eat 24 sleeping pills
  
  Prob: I can't sleep too

  use wine bottles and smash ur head till it bleeds then u will concuss for good.
  
  prob: im broke, how?
• missqi

  30 Aug 06, 00:37

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  lick the blood
  
  q: im sleepy leh how?

  go and cook a ten course meal.
  
  q: my back pain leh, how?
• rathcycle

  30 Aug 06, 00:37

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  use wine bottles and smash ur head till it bleeds then u will concuss for good.
  
  prob: im broke, how?

  Rob a bank
  
  P : I dun feel like studying liao
  want sleep
• darkensun

  30 Aug 06, 00:54

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  Rob a bank
  
  P : I dun feel like studying liao
  want sleep

  ask bbb study for you den u go sleep...
  
  prob:cant think of problem how
• rathcycle

  30 Aug 06, 00:57

  Originally posted by darkensun:

  ask bbb study for you den u go sleep...
  
  prob:cant think of problem how

  dont think
  
  Prob : I am tired, yet i dun wan sleep.
• new_b

  30 Aug 06, 10:01

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  dont think
  
  Prob : I am tired, yet i dun wan sleep.

  Go n disturb eveyone who is not sleeping as well..
  better still disturb the mod of this forum
  
  Prob: I am lazy. so how?
• meltz

  30 Aug 06, 10:54

  Originally posted by new_b:

  Go n disturb eveyone who is not sleeping as well..
  better still disturb the mod of this forum
  
  Prob: I am lazy. so how?

  see the wall ? run towards it and bang yr head on the wall ..
  
  Qns: So sick of working ....
• sand king

  30 Aug 06, 18:45

  Originally posted by meltz:

  see the wall ? run towards it and bang yr head on the wall ..
  
  Qns: So sick of working ....

  Tell the boss F*** YOU!!! and walk out his office slamming the door till the glass on it shatters.
  
  Q: Its raining cats and dogs... how?
• chanff8

  30 Aug 06, 18:53

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Tell the boss F*** YOU!!! and walk out his office slamming the door till the glass on it shatters.
  
  Q: Its raining cats and dogs... how?

  Collect the animals and sell for $1.99 each
  
  Q: Running nose...
• MohamedF

  30 Aug 06, 18:56

  Originally posted by chanff8:

  Collect the animals and sell for $1.99 each
  
  Q: Running nose...

  Then better go catch it
  
  Q: Leg pain after cycling for 6hrs, how?
• meltz

  30 Aug 06, 19:04

  Originally posted by MohamedF:

  Then better go catch it
  
  Q: Leg pain after cycling for 6hrs, how?

  use hand cycle ...
  
  Q: very hungry now ...
• monoslayer

  30 Aug 06, 22:21

  Originally posted by meltz:

  use hand cycle ...
  
  Q: very hungry now ...

  eat ur house lizards!
  
  prob: lazy to bathe
• popmynutsy

  30 Aug 06, 22:43

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  eat ur house lizards!
  
  prob: lazy to bathe

  just use powder to cover the smell.
  
  i now tired canot sleep.
• fudgester

  30 Aug 06, 22:50

  Originally posted by popmynutsy:

  just use powder to cover the smell.
  
  i now tired canot sleep.

  Help me do my lab report.
  
  Prob: My printer ran out of ink.
• monoslayer

  30 Aug 06, 22:51

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Help me do my lab report.
  
  Prob: My printer ran out of ink.

  go market buy squids
  
  prob: spending too much $$
• fudgester

  30 Aug 06, 22:53

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  go market buy squids
  
  prob: spending too much $$

  Give me your money instead of spending it.
  
  Prob: no motivation to study.
• Xtrider

  30 Aug 06, 23:16

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Give me your money instead of spending it.
  
  Prob: no motivation to study.

  Then go read up on motivation.
  
  Prob: No prob, how?
• whereismyrib

  30 Aug 06, 23:21

  Originally posted by Xtrider:

  Then go read up on motivation.
  
  Prob: No prob, how?

  Try creating some problems.
  
  Problem: I don't know how to do my project.
• yuko-ogura

  30 Aug 06, 23:27

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  Try creating some problems.
  
  Problem: I don't know how to do my project.

  dun do la..no one forcing u.
  
  Problem: where is my rib
• meltz

  30 Aug 06, 23:52

  Originally posted by yuko-ogura:

  dun do la..no one forcing u.
  
  Problem: where is my rib

  look for it in the pot of carrot potato soup .....
  
  Q: the toilet sting badly ...
• soggy87

  31 Aug 06, 00:03

  Originally posted by meltz:

  look for it in the pot of carrot potato soup .....
  
  Q: the toilet sting badly ...

  Who ask u to smell?
  
  Q: Y my post so low?
• Ito_^

  31 Aug 06, 00:07

  Originally posted by soggy87:

  Who ask u to smell?
  
  Q: Y my post so low?

  A: Sign up for premier membership.
  
  Q: No money sign up for premier membership leh! How?
• soggy87

  31 Aug 06, 00:09

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  A: Sign up for premier membership.
  
  Q: No money sign up for premier membership leh! How?

  A: Threaten FI to give u 1.
  
  Q: How to threaten her?
• yuko-ogura

  31 Aug 06, 20:04

  Originally posted by soggy87:

  A: Threaten FI to give u 1.
  
  Q: How to threaten her?

  A: Unzip ur pants.
  
  Q: Mata come liao!how?!
• Ito_^

  31 Aug 06, 20:06

  Originally posted by yuko-ogura:

  A: Unzip ur pants.
  
  Q: Mata come liao!how?!

  A: Surrender your arse.
  
  Q: Eyes very tired, any cure?