Udurawana
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Hospital
After his jump from plane, Udurawana was taken to a doctor to be treated for minor injuries.
While waiting for his turn for treatment, Udurawana smiled with an old Englishman sitting next to him.
“Hello” said the Englishman “ I’m suffering Influenza”
“Hello” replied Udurawana. “ I’m Udurawana from Sri Lanka” -
Ants
It was the first time that Udurawana got into an aero plane so, he got in, took a seat near a window and was looking out side very keenly.
The passenger seated next to him was a bit curious.
“Excuse me” he inquired to Udurawana “What do you see outside ?
“We must be high above ground now” said Udurawana’ people on the ground look like ants from here.
“That’s interesting ! said the other passenger, and looked through the window. Then, smiling he said,
“They really ARE ants. You know, the plane is yet to take off ! -
Getting off
Finally, the plane arrived at the destination airport. Udurawana was a bit anxious to get off. So the went to the door, and prepared to jump down.
“Wait sir, Wait” cried an air hostess.
“75 Kilo grams” replied Udurawana and jumped out. -
gun... gun...
Those days in Sri Lanka everybody must have licence for their shot guns.Udurawana messed up every thing and he forgot to get licence.On the last day he rushed to govt kachcheri that the place where licence are issued and talked to the counter clerk and said " I want to get licence for my gun, can I do that now?" But the counter was dull of hearing " licence for what???" Udurawana said " gun... gun... You don't know gun? G for Gesus ( Jesus)U for urope (Europe) N for numonia (Pneumonia) ? ? ? ? ? -
Wife & Bible
Udurawana, though a strong Buddhist, enjoyed reading the Bible immensely. One day, after reading the bible, our good friend was visibly upset and this was noticed by his wife too. She was curious to know as to what had made her so upset.
After wiping his tears,Udurawa explained to his wife the cause of his grief. "see dear....I never expected the end of such a noble personality to be so tragic and miserable. Do you know that he died in a gunny bag?" Mrs Udurawana, the better educated of the two knew that her husband has blundered somwhere again.
She grabbed the the bible from her husband and began to read it. To her amusement, she found the last sentence therein which read as ".........Thus the Jesus Christ died in agony."
Our good friend had read it as "Thus the Jesus Christ died in a gony" (Gony in Sinhala means gunny bag). -
Udurawana and the Thermos.
Our friend went to a shop and saw a Thermos flask and asked the shop keeper what it was.
"It's a Thermos sir."
"What can it do?" asked Udurawana.
"It can keep hot things hot and cold things cold sir."
"Great! give me one."
The next day Udurawana was seen at office with his new thermos. His friends asked him, "Oh, you have got a Thermos. What have you got there?"
"Two cups of tea and a coke." (all in one thermos???). -
AT THE BAR
Udurawana went to UK for short period. That time was winter. So he went to a PUB. He saw two foreigner's sitting near the counter. First foreigner point to the bar man and say JONI WALKER single. bar man served him second foreigner say JACK DENIALS single. bar man served him. Now Udurawana's turn. He say, " UDURAWANA MARRIED" -
Lols. Some are funny, but some are just so lame, I wanna hurl.
