The Little Girl and a Bird

• Phoebie

  20 Sep 06, 00:50

  The Little Girl and a Bird
  
  Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
  
  "A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
  
  When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
  
  Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
  
  After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
• Patrik

  20 Sep 06, 00:51

  
• stellazio

  20 Sep 06, 00:55

  
• alvin-ncs

  20 Sep 06, 01:17

  
  
  hear be4 lao...
• Gordonator

  20 Sep 06, 17:20

  
• missqi

  20 Sep 06, 17:21

  
• davidche

  20 Sep 06, 18:28

  im feeling pain
  
  *OUCH*!!
• Pitot

  20 Sep 06, 18:31

  
• F.raon.I.R

  20 Sep 06, 18:37

  
• NewAge

  20 Sep 06, 18:49

  
• sand king

  20 Sep 06, 18:52

  lol quite old but still
• wisefool83

  20 Sep 06, 20:13

  I know its just a joke but exactly how the F*** can the guy sleep through the whole process?
• NT2

  20 Sep 06, 20:15

  wha......nest on fire.
  
  i think i saw a youtube video on tt scenario b4 leh
• NT2

  20 Sep 06, 20:19

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWL4ZLTuO0I
• browniebaobao

  20 Sep 06, 20:28

  OMG!!
  
  
• Gordonator

  20 Sep 06, 20:30

  Originally posted by wisefool83:

  I know its just a joke but exactly how the F*** can the guy sleep through the whole process?

  
• Phoebie

  20 Sep 06, 20:41

  Originally posted by wisefool83:

  I know its just a joke but exactly how the F*** can the guy sleep through the whole process?

  His bird spit on the girl while she played with it this showed he getting wet dreams lor .
• OO_OO_OO

  20 Sep 06, 20:52

  WTF @ VIDEO?!?!
• Phoebie

  21 Sep 06, 01:43

  Originally posted by OO_OO_OO:

  WTF @ VIDEO?!?!

  the video looks scary .
• alvin-ncs

  22 Sep 06, 01:09

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  the video looks scary .

  agree...
  
• NewAge

  22 Sep 06, 10:19

  bump*
• SexyChin

  22 Sep 06, 10:20

  Similan?