got this from my e-mail.
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3 men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The 1st step of the trial was to go to the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all 3 men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The 1st one came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples. "The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The 1st apple went in... but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The 2nd one arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The 1st guy and the 2nd guy met in heaven. The 1st one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The 2nd one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples."