Butt
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big.......I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom.
"Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than our
barbecue grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill
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lol
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Good one!!!
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owned!
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Actually I don't quite get this joke.
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funny ah...LOL
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She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grillOriginally posted by whereismyrib:Actually I don't quite get this joke.
for one lousy little sausage?"
he compared her butt to the size of the grill
now she's comparing his dick to the size of a lousy sausage -
lol funny sia
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pwned haha!
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lol agreed man he is OWND!!!
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pwn3d.
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power lah dae!
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pwned
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Haha this one also owned..Originally posted by whereismyrib:Actually I don't quite get this joke. -