An old man is sitting on his front porch one morning when he sees a young boy walking down the path carrying a roll of duct tape.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with that roll of duct tape?" The man calls out
"IÂ’m going to catch me a load of DUCKS with this here duck tape!" the boy responds.
"Ah! You silly. Any idiot knows you ainÂ’t gonna catch a duck just cuz itÂ’s called DUCK tape!" the old man bellows as he laughs.
That afternoon he sees the boy walking back up the path dragging at least 20 ducks all wrapped in the duct tape. "Well IÂ’ll be damned. That sumÂ’bitch got him some ducks with that duct tape" the man mumbled to himself. The next morning he sees the same boy walking up the path only this time he is carrying a few sheets of chicken wire.
"Hey boy, what ya gonna do with them sheets of wire?" The man calls out.
"IÂ’m going to catch me a load of chickens with this here chicken wire!" the boy responds.
Thinking that the boy could not duplicate the same stroke of luck he had the previous day, the old man mocks him the same way he had the day prior.
"HAHA! You ainÂ’t catchin no chickens with chicken wire!"
Sure enough, later that afternoon, the man spots the boy again walking up the path with at least 50 chickens entangled in the chicken wire. "Well shiver me timbers! That sumÂ’bitch did it again!" The man says to himself.
The day after that, the man sees the boy once again walking up the path only this time he is holding a fist full of flowers. Perplexed, the old man calls out to the boy,
"Hey boy, whatcha got there this mornin?" The old man calls out.
The boy responds: "I got me some P*SSY WILLOWS"
The man nearly falls out of his chair as he yells,
"F*CK ME! HOLD UP IÂ’M COMIN WITH YOU!!!"
