Hey, all! Try to BEAT this JOKE
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found in www.anecdotoff.com
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally became pregnant, and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that child.
”Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!”
Then he gave her a stern look and asked,
”Have you been fooling around on me?”
The wife just smiled sweetly and said,
”Not this time”! -
again stolen thread
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yay i BEAT the joke
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how you all do this???
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okies, u just pwned the unbeatable joke.Originally posted by PointBlue:omg! 
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Thread-jackers on the loose!
Cheers.
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Originally posted by ^tamago^:okies, u just pwned the unbeatable joke.
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dun do too many threads ah....Originally posted by PointBlue:omg! 
and better clarify... ish not i teach u one.
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first time i doing leh, so i tried twice only just in case. dun worry i learn myself one, but inspired by your sushi greatnessOriginally posted by ^tamago^:pls dun keep doing lei for so many threads.
better clarify. not i teach u one. -
stop all this immature things la..
u wanna be the first to post
go and create your own damn topic la..
one or 2 times is ok..
but not EVERYDAY -
yeah. can liao. dun play too much. wait tio bends.Originally posted by PointBlue:first time i doing leh, so i tried twice only just in case. dun worry i learn myself one, but inspired by your sushi greatness 
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sorryOriginally posted by blackchickenahkai:stop all this immature things la..
u wanna be the first to post
go and create your own damn topic la..
one or 2 times is ok..
but not EVERYDAY
but i never everyday do leh, this is my first time. the everyday one is tamago
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yeah right. my record also two.Originally posted by PointBlue:sorry
but i never everyday do leh, this is my first time. the everyday one is tamago 
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mago go do this in the next crap box
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you dont know how it worksOriginally posted by TehJarVu:mago go do this in the next crap box -
liddat no fight.Originally posted by TehJarVu:mago go do this in the next crap box -
the joke also not funny leh
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can somebody tell me what is the point of this thread? what the hell is going on here?
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I also don't know what is happening.........
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A man had three girlfriends. He decided it was time to settle down, so he had to choose one to marry.
He gave them each $5000, telling them that they could spend the money on anything they wanted, so long as they accounted for the money.
The first gf spent the $5000 on clothes, lingerie, perfume and make-up. When asked why she spent the money that way, she replied, "I want to look my best when I am with you!"
The second gf spent the $5000 on a plasma TV, an ipod, an xbox and loads of games. When asked why she spent the money that way, she replied, "I know you love technology, and I just want to make you happy!"
The third gf invested the $5000 in currencies, doubling the amount in four days before finally putting it in an FD account. When asked why she spent the money that way, she replied "I will always be there to save for our future, a future financially safe forever!"
The man thought this over carefully.
He married the one with the largest br-easts. -
A white baby was born with a pair of wings. He asked God, "God, am I an angel?" God replied, "yes my child".
A black baby was born with a pair of wings. He asked God, "God, am I an angel?" God replied, " N'gga! YOU A BAT!" -
LOL! man will be man.Originally posted by rmyfrm:He married the one with the largest br-easts. -