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Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo (short for woman lor)
Atomic mass : N/A (40 - 200kg)
Occurrence : Plentiful quantities in all urban areas
Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown reasons
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases bysaturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
Test :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can bemaintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
WARNING
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE.
