Women Say...Men Hear
"I won't be long, don't worry."
MEANS:
I'm going to take at least 3 hours.
"Of course I can do it."
MEANS:
Don't try help to OR ELSE.
"Does my rear end look big in this?"
MEANS:
Tell me I look OK and I won't brain you with my bag.
"You're tired, let's go."
MEANS:
You've had too much to drink, you've made yourself look like an idiot so let's get out of here.
"I have a headache."
MEANS:
Leave me alone.