Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies!

• whereismyrib

  31 Dec 06, 13:53

  -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
  
  -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  
  -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
  
  -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
  
  -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  
  -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
  
  -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
  
  -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
  
  -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
  
  -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
  
  -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
  
  -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
  
  -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
• Gordonator

  31 Dec 06, 23:16

  the last one is so true.
• mamamamama

  1 Jan 07, 00:51

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  the last one is so true.

  just like the scenes in death note
• Rika Ishikawa

  1 Jan 07, 02:22

  
  -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
  
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  Jurassic Park scene
• boredtulan

  1 Jan 07, 16:59

  Originally posted by Rika Ishikawa:

  Jurassic Park scene

  talking about that scene, its an unforgivable editing cockup when they had to climb over the fence when the gaps in the fence clearly shows its big enough for everyone to squeeze through
• sand king

  2 Jan 07, 09:45

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. all movies but the matrix!all the smith jump on neo at one time lol
  
  -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

  
  
  
• happyBABY

  2 Jan 07, 09:50

  
• BrUtUs

  2 Jan 07, 09:54

  
• Keii

  4 Jan 07, 15:15

  hilarious. how true. xD