Happy New Year
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Happy New Year to all in the Jokes forum
Hope many more cheerful smiles and laughter and of course funny jokes in this forum
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make sure no ppl die of laughter becos of ur forum jokes.
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x2.Originally posted by bryanseb:make sure no ppl die of laughter becos of ur forum jokes. -
hahaOriginally posted by StarPuppy:Happy New Year to all in the Jokes forum
Hope many more cheerful smiles and laughter and of course funny jokes in this forum 
pup, that's a funny joke -
Happy 2007 to all who visit this forum. -
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Happy new year to all jokers.
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NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. -
thank you very much.Originally posted by Pitot:Happy new year to all jokers.