Corrupted Wish (Thread Game)

• jay_rocks

  14 Jan 07, 22:05

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  granted. everyone dies.
  
  i wish i have a wish.

  granted. but it will nvr come true.
  
  i wish panadols would become extinct
• gigabyte14

  14 Jan 07, 22:05

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  granted. everyone dies.
  
  i wish i have a wish.

  n u kena beat up by genie
  
  i wish i had a top grade comp
• hatemeifuwantto

  14 Jan 07, 22:06

  Originally posted by gigabyte14:

  but there's osama n bush around.
  
  i wish i have a top grade computer

  granted.but it would hang everyday
• sand king

  14 Jan 07, 22:07

  Originally posted by gigabyte14:

  n u kena beat up by genie
  
  i wish i had a top grade comp

  wait 20 more years.
  
  i wish that Osama get cough.
• life2121

  15 Jan 07, 22:20

  Originally posted by sand king:

  wait 20 more years.
  
  i wish that Osama get cough.

  granted. n it blows into tb
  i wish i have more time per day
• LinYu

  15 Jan 07, 22:25

  Originally posted by life2121:

  granted. n it blows into tb
  i wish i have more time per day

  granted but the extra time is used to do more work
  i wish i will stay young forever
  
• Bontakun

  15 Jan 07, 22:36

  Originally posted by LinYu:

  granted but the extra time is used to do more work
  i wish i will stay young forever
  

  Granted. You just need to retake your O levels again and again forever.
  
  Iwish for world peace.
• mhcampboy

  15 Jan 07, 22:38

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted. You just need to retake your O levels again and again forever.
  
  Iwish for world peace.

  Not GRANTED!! Cause you are not a beauty queen.
  
  I wish i could meet Queen Elizabeth II
• Ito_^

  15 Jan 07, 22:38

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted. You just need to retake your O levels again and again forever.
  
  Iwish for world peace.

  Granted. You be the human sacrifice in exchange.
  
  i wish i can study and finish my masters.
• Bontakun

  15 Jan 07, 22:43

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  Granted. You be the human sacrifice in exchange.
  
  i wish i can study and finish my masters.

  Granted. You can take ALL the Masters available. Its mandatory.
  
  

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  Not GRANTED!! Cause you are not a beauty queen.
  
  I wish i could meet Queen Elizabeth II

  Granted. You have to be her age when you meet her.
  
  I wish for humanity to realise the precarious position they are in.
• Ito_^

  15 Jan 07, 22:44

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted. You have to be her age when you meet her.
  
  I wish for humanity to realise the precarious position they are in.

  Granted. In hell.
  
  i wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
• LinYu

  15 Jan 07, 22:46

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted. You have to be her age when you meet her.
  
  I wish for humanity to realise the precarious position they are in.

  granted but human stupidity cannot prevent the danger from happening
  i wish to eat char kuay teow
  
• Bontakun

  15 Jan 07, 22:49

  Originally posted by LinYu:

  granted but human stupidity cannot prevent the danger from happening
  i wish to eat char kuay teow
  

  Granted. It consist of oil and calories enough to make the fat visible.
  
  

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  Granted. In hell.
  
  i wish for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

  Granted but the gold is melted to the pot and the pot is cemented to the ground.
  
  I wish for more wishes from you peeps. I am running out of ideas.
• fudgester

  15 Jan 07, 22:53

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted but the gold is melted to the pot and the pot is cemented to the ground.
  
  I wish for more wishes from you peeps. I am running out of ideas.

  *poof* You get 6 billion more wishes! Unfortunately, you have to pay me $1000 for each wish and you end up bankrupt and I end up filthy rich!
  
  I wish I can get in the Dean's List this semester.
• LinYu

  16 Jan 07, 14:16

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  *poof* You get 6 billion more wishes! Unfortunately, you have to pay me $1000 for each wish and you end up bankrupt and I end up filthy rich!
  
  I wish I can get in the Dean's List this semester.

  granted, unfortunately, this is the Dean's List of rejects
  
  i wish there is no such thing as Monday Blue
• mahawarrior

  16 Jan 07, 14:23

  granted, unfortunately, this is the Dean's List of rejects
  
  i wish there is no such thing as Monday Blue

  Granted. You now have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...everything Blue except Monday.
  
  I wish for nothing.
• fudgester

  16 Jan 07, 15:59

  Originally posted by mahawarrior:

  Granted. You now have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...everything Blue except Monday.
  
  I wish for nothing.

  So you get nothing. No food, no clothes, no education, no intelligence... nothing at all. In fact, you will have no soul at all, and end up dead.
  
  I wish I could have the ability to teleport from place to place.
• LinYu

  16 Jan 07, 20:19

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  So you get nothing. No food, no clothes, no education, no intelligence... nothing at all. In fact, you will have no soul at all, and end up dead.
  
  I wish I could have the ability to teleport from place to place.

  granted but speed of teleporting is as good as snail mail
  
  i wish my wishes will not be corrupted by people again
  
• Bontakun

  16 Jan 07, 20:24

  Originally posted by LinYu:

  granted but speed of teleporting is as good as snail mail
  
  i wish my wishes will not be corrupted by people again
  

  Granted. Everything else related to you except your wishes are corrupted.
  
  I wish for corruption.
• Unidentified

  16 Jan 07, 20:29

  Originally posted by LinYu:

  granted but speed of teleporting is as good as snail mail
  
  i wish my wishes will not be corrupted by people again
  

  Granted , but this is your wish only
  
  i wish the tax rate can go down
• Unidentified

  16 Jan 07, 20:30

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Granted. Everything else related to you except your wishes are corrupted.
  
  I wish for corruption.

  Granted. Everything else related to you except your wishes are not corrupted
• Bontakun

  16 Jan 07, 20:32

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  Granted. Everything else related to you except your wishes are not corrupted

  What a loop. Everything related to me is not corrupted, but my wish is corrupted. So if my wish IS corrupted, how can my wish for corruption works? Since the wish itself is corrupted and it won't go accordingly to what I wished for?
• popikachu

  16 Jan 07, 20:45

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  Granted , but this is your wish only
  
  i wish the tax rate can go down

  granted. but only after it risen alot more...
  
  i wish this forum got more jokes.
• Raraken

  16 Jan 07, 21:11

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  granted. but only after it risen alot more...
  
  i wish this forum got more jokes.

  Granted but all are jokes which iclud ur genitals.
  I wish I was God.
• LinYu

  16 Jan 07, 22:08

  Originally posted by Raraken:

  Granted but all are jokes which iclud ur genitals.
  I wish I was God.

  granted, but only you believe urself
  
  i wish there is more laughter in sgforum