he should run the colonel over and say he didn't see him sprawled in the mudOriginally posted by MohamedF:During a training exercise, the lieutenant was driving along a muddy patch of road when he came across a jeep stuck in the mud and an upset Colonel at the wheel. The lieutenant stopped beside the jeep and asked, "Is your jeep stuck sir?"
The Colonel came over to the Lieutenant, hand over the keys and said, "Nope, Yours is!"
Originally posted by icycold89:posted in sgforum before. though still quite funny
[b]A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
and these are customer complaints". [/b]