Chinese wife and English Husband

• The return

  27 Jan 07, 20:05

  There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in
  London . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed
  somehow to communicate with her husband.
  The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
  she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to
  put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show
  her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork
  legs.
  The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.Again, she didn't know how
  to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
  The lady got what she wanted.
  The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
  
  She brought her husband to the store............. so what did she do?
  
  What were you thinking?! Her husband speaks english!
• popikachu

  28 Jan 07, 14:46

  lol!!! SO FUNNY!!!
  i thought it was to show his husband c**k at first lol...
• missqi

  28 Jan 07, 14:51

  ok
• pierre^^

  28 Jan 07, 14:51

  hurhur
  
  nice one
• Ito_^

  28 Jan 07, 15:09

  classic dey.
• anakinfoo

  31 Jan 07, 18:59

  
• sand king

  31 Jan 07, 19:06

  
• OasisBlue

  31 Jan 07, 19:19

  haha
• Gordonator

  31 Jan 07, 23:29

  the wife should have brought her husband along for the first 2 trips.
• trendz

  3 Feb 07, 21:39

  
• sunny6110

  3 Feb 07, 21:41

  I would be glad to work part time butcher for the 1st 2 trips
• Kuali Baba

  3 Feb 07, 21:46

  Nice one there.
• sunny6110

  3 Feb 07, 21:47

  Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

  Nice one there.

  which one??
  
  pork or chicken?
• iceFatboy

  27 Mar 07, 00:32

  her husband is english what...
• SGpork

  27 Mar 07, 00:39

  woohoo...
  
  so she got pork legs n chicken`s br east?!!
  
  
  
  oh dear....
  
  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Apr 07, 02:23

  
• jay_rocks

  11 Apr 07, 15:45

  oh this one huh... this kind of joke i thought spoken out is funnier?
• Not4rent

  11 Apr 07, 15:50

  why luff at me
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Apr 07, 15:52

  
• Patrik

  11 Apr 07, 16:13

  I also want to be a butcher.
  
• Not4rent

  11 Apr 07, 16:14

  Originally posted by Patrik:

  I also want to be a butcher.
  

  last time dun study hard now cannot be butcher liow
• wonderamazement

  11 Apr 07, 17:09

  Lols... Thought want to show her hubby's third leg...
• gunner77

  18 Apr 07, 17:02

  HAHA TIS IS GOOD
  
  !!!
  
  WELL DONE
• tut4nkh4m3n

  18 Apr 07, 17:11

  not bad not bad...
• hisoka

  18 Apr 07, 17:16

  question is why need to unbutton and nto just point?