THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;
open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained
7kg
1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 - Nap
4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
length mirror
7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers
10.00 - Hot shower (alone)
10:50 - Carried to bed . . .(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM6.00 - Alarm
6.15 - Blow job
6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked chicks with big t*ts
7.30 - Limo arrives
7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 - Blow job
12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 - Sh*t, Shower and Shave
7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn
legalized
7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of big t*ts.
9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you
watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0
9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 - A nightcap blowjob
11.45 - In bed alone
11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room
