A taste of your own medicine..indeed.
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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, I think I'll get up and get a beer" No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
He looked at the two Arabs and asked, "Why does it have to be this way?"
How long must this go on?
This fighting between our Nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?!"
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I wonder if you've something against me; or is it just you or me; or say - you have a terribly weak sense of humour?Originally posted by Pitot:-_-"
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nah, wad makes u think so?Originally posted by trendz:I wonder if you've something against me; or is it just you or me; or say - you have a terribly weak sense of humour?
Racial issues ought to be kept in check.
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I'm glad.Originally posted by Pitot:nah, wad makes u think so?
Racial issues ought to be kept in check.
Just letting you know, not all people can tolerate such jokes.
Like they always say; it's your own perception - 'one ear in, one ear out.' If you take it too seriously; wouldn't it defeat the purpose (as a light-hearted joke)?
It isn't issues that are deemed as sensitive; it is an individual's perception that deem the issues as sensitive. In that case; one may counter the other in the case of provacation; with violence. How sad.
Incredulous.. then may i ask, where does the 'Race' under application forms come about? -
It is simple for you to just post a joke. But it is our duty to ensure that everyone here is taken care of.Originally posted by trendz:I'm glad.
Like they always say; it's your own perception - 'one ear in, one ear out.' If you take it too seriously; wouldn't it defeat the purpose (as a light-hearted joke)?
It isn't issues that are deemed as sensitive; it is an individual's perception that deem the issues as sensitive. In that case; one may counter the other in the case of provacation; with violence. How sad.
Incredulous.. then may i ask, where does the 'Race' under application forms come about?
I have no problems of letting you guys enjoy the joke. But once someone raises an issue. We ought to look into it.
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Please look on the brighter side, afterall this is the jjoke forum.
Like what you say, its your own perception.
Carry on joking and don't spoil the fun!