A man walks into a greasy spoon
diner, sits up at the counter
and orders a hamburger.
The cook reaches into a
container of ground beef with his
bare hand and pull out a wad of beef.
He slaps the wad into his bare
armpit and flattens it by flapping his arms...
The man turns to the patron on his right
and says, " Oh my God! That's the
grossest thing I've ever seen.!
The other customer replies,
"Oh hell, that's nothing.
You should come here in the
morning when he is making donuts!"