Women are apples; men are wine
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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sibei sexist seh.
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hmmz so women like apples turn rotten and unpleasant with age while men grow better with age?
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I think its quite true.
If you have a girlfriend, have you been make the changes that she wanted you to be, be the type of man that you are expected to be, marriage material, -
...i don't find it funny.
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he post at the wrong forum, i suppose, it sound more like whining......
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wine oso can chao sng one.Originally posted by hisoka:hmmz so women like apples turn rotten and unpleasant with age while men grow better with age? -
obviously you have a weak sense of humour. smile more, loosen up, view things with an open mind; your brain will stop its decline.Originally posted by allentyb:he post at the wrong forum, i suppose, it sound more like whining...... -
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Can i have apple juice?
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Now, I sort of like this...Originally posted by trendz:Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. -
i like it!@
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if the apple puts itself too high up, no man will be able to reach it and it will then grow old, wrinkle and rot...
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They will drop sooner or later.. rot on the ground.. nobody wan to eat.. go back to soil as fertilizer.Originally posted by Xtrider:if the apple puts itself too high up, no man will be able to reach it and it will then grow old, wrinkle and rot... -
ya'll replies are hilarious!
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err...
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well said.Originally posted by hisoka:hmmz so women like apples turn rotten and unpleasant with age while men grow better with age?