Funny SMS
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Dear all,
If you received any funny SMS from your friends or people you know, you would brighten each of our day by sharing it in this thread.
Let's the laughters begin!
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Feedbacks on this thread are welcome.
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Hi to my Cutest Friend!
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Ok got to go. I have to bluff another one now. -
Something kept appearing in my dreams!
Know wad's dat?
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Your Face
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Your Smile
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Your Everything
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Nightmare!
Cheers.
C.K -
My friend once send me this sms:
" You hungry now wann go and eat ?"
looks at the time ... 2am
wth,
so late le still think about food.. -
Heartbeats are countless.
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timless
A friend like you...
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Useless!
Cheers.
C.K -
Originally posted by CKeer:Heartbeats are countless.
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timless
A friend like you...
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Useless!
Cheers.
C.K -
LOLOriginally posted by CKeer:Heartbeats are countless.
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timless
A friend like you...
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Useless!
Cheers.
C.K -
lol!!!!Originally posted by CKeer:Heartbeats are countless.
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timless
A friend like you...
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Useless!
Cheers.
C.K -
this is good!Originally posted by CKeer:Heartbeats are countless.
Spirits are ageless
Dreams are endless
Memories are timless
A friend like you...
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Useless!
Cheers.
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Actually I have quite a few of sms ,that makes fun of those who recieve it, stored in my hp but I deleted during CNY time. Can't find any now. Will put it down if I receive any.
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HAHA useless!
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No matter how high the sky is ...
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How deep the ocean is ...
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How thick the earth is ....
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I juz wanna tell you that ....
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Originally posted by SGpork:HAHA useless! ~*~When there is porkythere will be crap~*~
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Lol... Love this oneOriginally posted by CKeer:Hi to my Cutest Friend!
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My Best fren send me tis few sms...
1st sms...
When u cry, i cry
when u laugh i laugh
when u angry i sad
when u smiling i happy
when u sad i sad
when u jump off the building, i say "Alamak confirm si liao"
2nd sms...
when u pcc, i suck for u
when u change clothes, i take off my clothes let u wear
when u kiss a gay, i kiss a girl
when u go geylang, i go changi village or hollang road
when u take drug, i wil say "Bye bye, i better call mata(police)"
3rd sms...
when i see you when we were kids, i was happy when we play & fight
But why u nv gif me sweets when i touch u ku ku bird.
Than u say cos my pubic hair haven't grow mah.
That time i saw chio bu u nv share share, Why so mean.
Cause tat time u also bo intro cha bor to me wad..
Wahlao i don fren u le. Don't fren lor...
WAHLAO joke joke nia, don take it serious la.
Buddy i forgot tell u. That chio bu was my MA ma.
u wan find my Ma ma do wad? you Milf ar?
thats all tis sms is my best fren send to me, when we was at skool, different class send de. -
hi guys,
i have made a little website for entertainment.
http://cooljokes.brinkster.net
just visit and post your jokes and sms there.
loveman -
what l o v e stands for?
l = lake of sorrow
o = ocean of tears
v = valley of death
e = end of life.... -
Got funny but good sms jokes?
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1st and 2nd ok but 3rd not understand.Originally posted by Tee Ko Pei:My Best fren send me tis few sms...
1st sms...
When u cry, i cry
when u laugh i laugh
when u angry i sad
when u smiling i happy
when u sad i sad
when u jump off the building, i say "Alamak confirm si liao"
2nd sms...
when u pcc, i suck for u
when u change clothes, i take off my clothes let u wear
when u kiss a gay, i kiss a girl
when u go geylang, i go changi village or hollang road
when u take drug, i wil say "Bye bye, i better call mata(police)"
3rd sms...
when i see you when we were kids, i was happy when we play & fight
But why u nv gif me sweets when i touch u ku ku bird.
Than u say cos my pubic hair haven't grow mah.
That time i saw chio bu u nv share share, Why so mean.
Cause tat time u also bo intro cha bor to me wad..
Wahlao i don fren u le. Don't fren lor...
WAHLAO joke joke nia, don take it serious la.
Buddy i forgot tell u. That chio bu was my MA ma.
u wan find my Ma ma do wad? you Milf ar?
thats all tis sms is my best fren send to me, when we was at skool, different class send de. -
short story.. 2 friends, see and saw
one day see saw sea & saw didn't see sae. see saw sea & jumped in sea. saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. see saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and sea were happy in see sea.
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lol see saw story.
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bear, lion, chicken talk... who's most feared?
bear says i roar forest trembles..
lion says i roar jungle shakes..
chicken says i cough and whole world panics.. -
tounge twister?Originally posted by blahshit:short story.. 2 friends, see and saw
one day see saw sea & saw didn't see sae. see saw sea & jumped in sea. saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. see saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and sea were happy in see sea.
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hahaha... no la.. something to confuse pple.. hahhaa...Originally posted by sand king:tounge twister? jus now i type also gong gong sia.. dunno i type till where.. hahaha...