Funny SMS

• Ninja™

  9 Nov 07, 14:05

  Originally posted by CKeer:

  Heartbeats are countless.
  
  Spirits are ageless
  
  Dreams are endless
  
  Memories are timless
  
  A friend like you...
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  Useless!
  
  Cheers.
  C.K

  
• mir4cle

  26 Nov 07, 20:30

  Twinkle Twinkle little star
  You should know what you are
  And once you know what you are
  Mental hospital is not so far.
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful.
  The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful
  Why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
  I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
  then ~
  I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
  
  God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .
  HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
  HE saw me in dark, HE created light
  HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
  
  When ur life is in darkness pray to God
  ask him to free u from darkness
  and if after you pray
  and you're still in darkness,
  please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
  
• alvin-ncs

  27 Nov 07, 00:16

  Originally posted by mir4cle:

  Twinkle Twinkle little star
  You should know what you are
  And once you know what you are
  Mental hospital is not so far.
  
  The rain makes all things beautiful.
  The grass and flowers too.
  If rain makes all things beautiful
  Why doesn't it rain on you?
  
  I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
  I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
  then ~
  I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
  
  God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .
  HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
  HE saw me in dark, HE created light
  HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
  
  When ur life is in darkness pray to God
  ask him to free u from darkness
  and if after you pray
  and you're still in darkness,
  please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
  

  
• Alphapunk2

  6 Dec 07, 20:41

  just die
• iSkiMask

  11 Dec 07, 15:16

  sure its funny. come on. keep it coming.
• uponAStaR

  23 Dec 07, 15:50

  i got one...
  
  6 FACTS on EARTH.
  
  1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.
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  2nd FACT: After reading all fools will try it.
  
  3rd FACT: Now you will smile because you have become a fool.
  
  4th FACT: Now you would want to foll your friends
  
  5th FACT: Now you will forward it to all fools.
  
  6th FACT: Fact 1 is false.
• Daisuke-kun

  23 Dec 07, 15:53

  i can touch all my teeth with my tongue leh.
• ad3285

  24 Dec 07, 12:07

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  i can touch all my teeth with my tongue leh.

  Apparently you don't understand the fact #6
• Daisuke-kun

  24 Dec 07, 12:08

  Originally posted by ad3285:

  Apparently you don't understand the fact #6

  i do.
  but was telling
• OMGitsME

  28 Dec 07, 14:32

  Originally posted by whereismyrib:

  what l o v e stands for?
  l = lake of sorrow
  o = ocean of tears
  v = valley of death
  e = end of life....

  nice
• CoffeeBoii

  1 Jan 08, 18:18

  I hold your neck and bite it gently .
  I grab your breast and taste it greedily,
  then i lick it lustfully.
  I spread your legs and feel the heat,
  and i eat it greedily.
  This chicken taste good !
  
  I hate you, you hate me,
  we are best of enemy,
  with a great big punch
  and a kick from me to you,
  don't you thing you hate me too ?
  
• limpeh_is_angmoh

  28 Jan 08, 15:05

  This is the funniest SMS I have ever received.  I hope you enjoy it.

  News Flash: Aliens r coming 2 abduct all the good looking and sexy ppl. You will b safe, im just texting to say goodbye.

• alvin-ncs

  1 Feb 08, 20:15

  LOL....

• fArNiboiboi

  26 Feb 08, 12:46

  l0l

• nyrStaricious

  28 Feb 08, 22:41

  actually i wanted to mail you something

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  it's so cute

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  surely would make you smile

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  but the stupid postman asked me to get out of the mailbox.

• Aaron8209

  26 Mar 08, 23:16

  lOL

• alleggerita

  31 Mar 08, 00:00

  If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have?

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

  Toothache..

• secretliker

  5 May 08, 04:43

  Today is International Day For The Mentally Disabled, please forward this to all your friends to show concern for them, they need your help!

• tian1849

  1 Jun 08, 17:48

  hah lol bird flu

• RaindropsxSY

  4 Jun 08, 23:28

  Originally posted by alleggerita:

  If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have?

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

  Toothache..

  
  lolx, nice one!!! =D
• HaraYumi

  19 Jun 08, 17:06

  《结婚�》往下看

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• HaraYumi

  19 Jun 08, 17:12

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• HaraYumi

  19 Jun 08, 17:17

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• LC

  20 Jun 08, 11:55

  趣味问答题

  问：什么动物的奶最大？

   

  答：斑马。因为...

  Z-BRA...

• uponAStaR

  6 Jul 08, 20:50

  Originally posted by HaraYumi:

  《结婚�》往下看

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  haha... this is gd..