Funny SMS
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Originally posted by tare:
Wife is like a tv, gf is like a hp...
at home watch tv, go out bring hp
no $$ sell tv, got $$ change hp
sometimes enjoy tv, but most of the time play with hp
tv free for life but hp, if u dun pay, services will be terminated!!!
Bro......i agree with you!!
LOL
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Originally posted by mir4cle:
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray
and you're still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILLWell I like this one the best.
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Warning :
Top Secret!!!
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Bottom Secret!!!
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I love u u hate me I'm one damn suay SOB with a big black whip and some dirty thoughts in my head wont you say you love me babe. =p
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Just sharing my SMS...
Before u speak, listen.
Before u write ,think.
Before u spend, earn.
Before u criticize, wait.
Before u pray, forgive.
Before u quit, try.
Before u retire, save.
Before u invest, investigate.
Before u die, give.
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Breaking News: Singapore Health Authority Warning: All men are advised not to suck China's girl's breast as the milk may contain melamine! Please alert all your guy friends!
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Originally posted by Kiazippono:
Breaking News: Singapore Health Authority Warning: All men are advised not to suck China's girl's breast as the milk may contain melamine! Please alert all your guy friends!
Wah, i receive the stupid chinese version. geezzz.... bo farnie. -
my friend got send me a funny sms..
it say:
do not make ohone calls in the toilets.
One day a man went into a cubicle in a men's toilet to do his business. Suddenly he heard a voice from next cubicle saying:"hi, how are u?"
the man felt weird about having a conversation in the toilet, but he answered, "i'm fine" and the other guy says "so what are you up to?" the man felt very bizarre and said " just travelling". At this point, the man was trying to leave the toilet as fast as he could when he heard the other guy asked " can i come over??"
The man got freaked out and hastily shouts, "no, i'm busy right now!" then the man heard the guy say nervously " hey, i'll call you back later. There's an idiot here who keeps answering me!"
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One night two sisters were sleeping , suddenly a fairy appeared and awoke them.
Fairy : I am here to grant each of u a wish only and all u have to do now is to make a wish in your heart and I will make it come true.
Young Sister(speaking in heart) : What my sis wish for I want it DOUBLE!
And the Older Sister had made her wish.
Fairy : Had both of u wished?
Both : Yes
And suddenly a blink
Older Sister has size '38 for her breast and the Young Sister has .............................
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Originally posted by ka-ren:
my friend got send me a funny sms..
it say:
do not make ohone calls in the toilets.
One day a man went into a cubicle in a men's toilet to do his business. Suddenly he heard a voice from next cubicle saying:"hi, how are u?"
the man felt weird about having a conversation in the toilet, but he answered, "i'm fine" and the other guy says "so what are you up to?" the man felt very bizarre and said " just travelling". At this point, the man was trying to leave the toilet as fast as he could when he heard the other guy asked " can i come over??"
The man got freaked out and hastily shouts, "no, i'm busy right now!" then the man heard the guy say nervously " hey, i'll call you back later. There's an idiot here who keeps answering me!"
this is good! lol
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Originally posted by ka-ren:
my friend got send me a funny sms..
it say:
do not make ohone calls in the toilets.
One day a man went into a cubicle in a men's toilet to do his business. Suddenly he heard a voice from next cubicle saying:"hi, how are u?"
the man felt weird about having a conversation in the toilet, but he answered, "i'm fine" and the other guy says "so what are you up to?" the man felt very bizarre and said " just travelling". At this point, the man was trying to leave the toilet as fast as he could when he heard the other guy asked " can i come over??"
The man got freaked out and hastily shouts, "no, i'm busy right now!" then the man heard the guy say nervously " hey, i'll call you back later. There's an idiot here who keeps answering me!"
lmao.
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Some anonymous guy sent me thz
Mum where r u?
Then I replied
Im at home. Where r u son?
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hahaha. the sms joker you all get are really funny.
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Originally posted by DarkByte:
Some anonymous guy sent me thz
Mum where r u?
Then I replied
Im at home. Where r u son?
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" Ok. I just received your msg now. "
DUUUH
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Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:
" Ok. I just received your msg now. "
DUUUH
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Originally posted by xstryker:
true wad
i was bursting out laughing receiving this msg from my fren
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HAHAHA
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Originally posted by gvatar:
Warning :
Top Secret!!!
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Bottom Secret!!!
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You Are Kind
You are attractive
you are nice
you are alert
you are sincere
you are able
you are intelligent
Overall, u are KANASAI !!!!!!!
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I received that before...
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elephant and camel grew up together and are great friends
one day elephant could not stand it anymore and ask camel
curiously : why your Breast grow on your back
camel got angry and reply : then why your LanJiao grow on your face
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Originally posted by ahSen★:
elephant and camel grew up together and are great friends
one day elephant could not stand it anymore and ask camel
curiously : why your Breast grow on your back
camel got angry and reply : then why your LanJiao grow on your face
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Originally posted by ahSen★:
elephant and camel grew up together and are great friends
one day elephant could not stand it anymore and ask camel
curiously : why your Breast grow on your back
camel got angry and reply : then why your LanJiao grow on your face
this is hilarious!