Funny SMS

• lianamaster

  2 Mar 09, 18:59

   .. The balls have shrunk man!

• Q~Mango~Q

  10 Mar 09, 23:43

  When

  sadness

  fills ur

  heart and

  when

  tears

  flow

  from

  your

  eyes T_T

  just

  let

  me know..

   

  I want

  to be

  there

  for u

  becoz

   

   

  I'm selling tissue! Buy 1 get 1 free!!

• alvin-ncs

  11 Mar 09, 02:47

  Originally posted by Q~Mango~Q:

  When

  sadness

  fills ur

  heart and

  when

  tears

  flow

  from

  your

  eyes T_T

  just

  let

  me know..

   

  I want

  to be

  there

  for u

  becoz

   

   

  I'm selling tissue! Buy 1 get 1 free!!

  wat brand?

• Q~Mango~Q

  11 Mar 09, 21:24

  Originally posted by alvin-ncs:

  wat brand?

  No Brand de, pirated tissue  :D

• Blood On Fire

  11 Mar 09, 21:43

  Originally posted by Q~Mango~Q:

  When

  sadness

  fills ur

  heart and

  when

  tears

  flow

  from

  your

  eyes T_T

  just

  let

  me know..

   

  I want

  to be

  there

  for u

  becoz

   

   

  I'm selling tissue! Buy 1 get 1 free!!

   

  
  hey, i was the one who smsed u that

• lianamaster

  12 Mar 09, 18:47

  Originally posted by Q~Mango~Q:

  When

  sadness

  fills ur

  heart and

  when

  tears

  flow

  from

  your

  eyes T_T

  just

  let

  me know..

   

  I want

  to be

  there

  for u

  becoz

   

   

  I'm selling tissue! Buy 1 get 1 free!!

  

• xHitler

  20 Mar 09, 12:31

  OMG la this is super funny.

• Nottituck

  25 Mar 09, 21:55

  Three brothers migrated to Singapore and decided to change their very china names ad improve their fortune.

  Ah Bu becomes Buck, and shortly after that landed himself a fantastic job with perks that can make even the most qualified graduate envy

  Ah Chu becomes Chuck and dated all the pretty models and have wild sex parties every weekend

  But their third brother Ah Fu decides to go home...

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  If you dont get it pm me. LOL!

• Amy20771

  27 Mar 09, 11:07

  im a ccb spammer

   

• lianamaster

  27 Mar 09, 14:08

  Originally posted by Nottituck:

  Three brothers migrated to Singapore and decided to change their very china names ad improve their fortune.

  Ah Bu becomes Buck, and shortly after that landed himself a fantastic job with perks that can make even the most qualified graduate envy

  Ah Chu becomes Chuck and dated all the pretty models and have wild sex parties every weekend

  But their third brother Ah Fu decides to go home...

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  If you dont get it pm me. LOL!

  

• Leonardlwq

  20 Apr 09, 22:18

  • Hi to my Cutest Friend!
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    Ok got to go. I have to bluff another one now.

  • 22 Feb `07, 6:54PM
    

    • Reply/Quote

    Something kept appearing in my dreams!
    Know wad's dat?
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    Your Face
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    Your Smile
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    Your Everything
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    Nightmare!
    
    Cheers.
    C.K

• alleggerita

  21 Apr 09, 00:51

  A little girl fell into the Singapore River and was drowning. Father was crying, everyone was crowding but no one helping.

  Suddenly an ah beng jumped into the river and started drowning too. Police came and saved the both of them. Police commended the ah beng for being brave even though he couldn't swim.

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

  Ah beng said: "KNN, who push me!"

• lianamaster

  8 Jun 09, 09:49

  

• ahjack 77

  8 Jun 09, 21:04

  Three brothers migrated to Singapore and decided to change their very china names ad improve their fortune.

  Ah Bu becomes Buck, and shortly after that landed himself a fantastic job with perks that can make even the most qualified graduate envy

  Ah Chu becomes Chuck and dated all the pretty models and have wild sex parties every weekend

  But their third brother Ah Fu decides to go home...

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  If you dont get it pm me. LOL!

   

• L.lawliett79

  8 Jun 09, 21:36

  I want u..

  To be with me in a nice restaurant..

  To have candle-light dinner..

  & say those sweet three words to u..

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  "pay the bill"

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• ShinoKaBiz

  23 Jun 09, 21:29

  有一天魔王把公主抓走，公主就一直�。。。

  魔王：你尽管�破喉咙��没有人会�救你的~

  公主：破喉咙~破喉咙~

  没有人：公主~我�救你了�

  魔王:说曹�曹�就到�

  曹�：魔王�你�我干嘛？

  魔王：哇牢! 看到鬼�

  鬼：糟�被�现了

  糟：胡说���现了我？

  �：关我�事？

  魔王：Oh my GOD!

  上�：��我？

  �：没有人�你啊�

  没有人：我哪有？

  从此．．．

  魔王精神分裂．．．

   

  很冷，

  �心感冒

   

   

• Amano_Ginji

  1 Jul 09, 18:44

  Girl : One kiss, and I'm all yours...

  Boy : Thanks for the early warning!

  ===============================

  Wife : Honey, Dinner's ready!

  Husband : Great dear, what choices do I have?

  Wife : Yes or No.

  ===============================

  Wife : I saw that you keep my photo in your wallet, why ah?

  Husband : Wheneba I got problem, I see your photo, and those problems, suddenly disappear loh!

  Wife : aww..*touched*

  Husband : Then I think, there's nothing more worse than this liao!

  ================================

  Girlfriend : I want to share your pain, sorrows, and misery after our marriage.

  Boy : That's very sweet, but I don't think I'll face any of them.

  Girlfriend : That's cuz we're not married yet.

  ================================

  Wife : Did you marry me because of my beautiful face or my sexy body?

  Husband : *looks head to toe* It's because you have a very good sense of humor liao. Hahahaha...

  ================================

• lianamaster

  3 Jul 09, 01:11

  

• Noahtay

  15 Jul 09, 13:24

  This iz crime story
  5 frndz lived in a room
  Namely
  MAD
  BRAIN
  FOOL
  NOBODY
  SOMEBODY
  1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
  At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
  MAD called police.
  MAD:Is it police station?
  Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
  MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
  Police:R u mad?
  MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
  Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
  MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
  Police:U FOOL...
  MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

• White.house

  18 Jul 09, 16:12

  Haha this is interesting.

• lianamaster

  18 Jul 09, 16:15

  

• smart2see

  1 Aug 09, 21:37

  Darling ... You don't now how much u mean to me. When I'm sick, ịnurious, sad, ... even when I go bankrupt ... you're always by my side :)  ......

  (girl ... "tears " ... happy ...)

  to be continued:  ... That implies you always bring unfortunate stuffs to me. I decide we''ll break up

  lol ....

   

• Bangulzai

  9 Aug 09, 23:45

  The pledge:

  We, the passengers of MRT,
  Poise ourselves as 1 united kiasu.
  Regardless of pregnant women, elderly & little children,
  To chiong in when the doors open,
  So as to achieve seats, sleep & rest.

• Kenashi

  10 Aug 09, 00:13

  

  

  

• lianamaster

  14 Aug 09, 09:04

  Originally posted by Bangulzai:

  The pledge:

  We, the passengers of MRT,
  Poise ourselves as 1 united kiasu.
  Regardless of pregnant women, elderly & little children,
  To chiong in when the doors open,
  So as to achieve seats, sleep & rest.