when a chinese borrows money in new york
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> Chinese man taking a loan
>
> A Chinese man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. He tells the loan officer
> that he is going to China on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer tells
> him that the bank will need some
form of security for the loan, so the
> Chinese man hands over the keys to
> a new Ferrari parked on the street
in front of the bank. He produces
the
> title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The
> bank's president and its officers
all
> enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage
and
> parks it there.
> Two weeks later, the Chinese
returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says,
> "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this
transaction
> has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
> While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
> multi-millionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> The Chinese replies: "Where else in
New York City can I park my car
for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there
> when I return?"
> Ah you see, the mind of the
Chinese... -
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the chinese so smart -
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ok... so many versions...
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so u wanna tell us the melayu version?Originally posted by mhcampboy:ok... so many versions... -
No wonder the are many rich chinese around...
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ok. change the chinese to malay.Originally posted by monoslayer:so u wanna tell us the melayu version? 
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ok i do itOriginally posted by mhcampboy:ok. change the chinese to malay.
> Malay man taking a loan
>
> A Malay man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. He tells the loan officer
> that he is going to Malaysia on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer tells
> him that the bank will need some
form of security for the loan, so the
> Malay man hands over the keys to
> a new Ferrari parked on the street
in front of the bank. He produces
the
> title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The
> bank's president and its officers
all
> enjoy a good laugh at the Malay
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage
and
> parks it there.
> Two weeks later, the Malay
returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says,
> "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this
transaction
> has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
> While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
> multi-millionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> The Malay replies: "Where else in
New York City can I park my car
for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there
> when I return?"
> Ah you see, the mind of the
Malay...
so who is up for the indian version? -
> A Indian man taking a loan
>
> A Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. He tells the loan officer
> that he is going to india on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer tells
> him that the bank will need some
form of security for the loan, so the
> Indian man hands over the keys to
> a new Ferrari parked on the street
in front of the bank. He produces
the
> title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The
> bank's president and its officers
all
> enjoy a good laugh at the Malay
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage
and
> parks it there.
> Two weeks later, the Malay
returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says,
> "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this
transaction
> has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
> While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
> multi-millionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> The Indian replies: "Where else in
New York City can I park my car
for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there
> when I return?"
> Ah you see, the mind of the
Indian...
so who is up for the Tamil version? -
anyone up for a tamil version??
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I thought multi millionair is very rich. then why he dont have private estate? why cannot park in his own garage?
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Originally posted by darnitit:
> A Indian man taking a loan
>
> A Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. He tells the loan officer
> that he is going to india on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer tells
> him that the bank will need some
form of security for the loan, so the
> Indian man hands over the keys to
> a new Ferrari parked on the street
in front of the bank. He produces
the
> title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The
> bank's president and its officers
all
> enjoy a good laugh at the Malay
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage
and
> parks it there.
> Two weeks later, the Malay
returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says,
> "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this
transaction
> has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
> While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
> multi-millionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> The Indian replies: "Where else in
New York City can I park my car
for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there
> when I return?"
> Ah you see, the mind of the
Indian...
so who is up for the Tamil version? -
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wtf....
singlish version? -
What the .....
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Bangla man taking a loan
>
> A Bangla man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. He tells the loan officer
> that he is going to Bangladesh on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer tells
> him that the bank will need some
form of security for the loan, so the
> Bangla man hands over the keys to
> a new Ferrari parked on the street
in front of the bank. He produces
the
> title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The
> bank's president and its officers
all
> enjoy a good laugh at the Banglae
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage
and
> parks it there.
> Two weeks later, the Bangla
returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says,
> "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this
transaction
> has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
> While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a
> multi-millionaire. What puzzles us
is, why would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> The Bangla replies: "Where else in
New York City can I park my car
for
> two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there
> when I return?"
> Ah you see, the mind of the
Bangla... -
He is testing the system bah.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:I thought multi millionair is very rich. then why he dont have private estate? why cannot park in his own garage? -
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he scared not safe ma, he got say what.. where else can i park for 2 weeks for only 15 bucks and expect it to be there when i return.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:I thought multi millionair is very rich. then why he dont have private estate? why cannot park in his own garage? -
HAHAHHA... this thread is getting reaaallly stupid...