A nun in a pub?
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One Pub regular named Ted who observe a pretty looking nun alway patron the pub and order salad and orange juice.
His stare was so obvious that the bartender walk up to him and say: " hey pal, I teach u a way where u can have a great time with her."
Ted: "How?"
Bartender:"okay! She alway visit the shrine behind the pub at midnight. she is a true believer of spirit and angel. U shd disguise urself as an angel and demand she to make love wif ya so she can be purity."
Ted: " Great Idea! I act on it tonight!"
Ted prepare and disguise as an angel of his imagination and hide behind the shrine.
At midnight A figure appear. Ted was overjoyed and jump out of the hiding place and said: " Follower, I am the angel of GOD! I sent down by HIM to purity u. But u must make love to me!"
The Nun nodded her head and hand gesture for anal sex as she want to protect her dignity.
After a hot session, Ted uncovered himself and said: " Haha! I am the pub regular!"
The Nun also uncover and said: "Haha! I am the bartender!" -
read this before, there's also a similar one bout the bus driver..
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read this before. but still okay
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read this before, okay.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA~!!
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not funny. i'm sorry.
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lol... nice jokeOriginally posted by kenn3th:One Pub regular named Ted who observe a pretty looking nun alway patron the pub and order salad and orange juice.
His stare was so obvious that the bartender walk up to him and say: " hey pal, I teach u a way where u can have a great time with her."
Ted: "How?"
Bartender:"okay! She alway visit the shrine behind the pub at midnight. she is a true believer of spirit and angel. U shd disguise urself as an angel and demand she to make love wif ya so she can be purity."
Ted: " Great Idea! I act on it tonight!"
Ted prepare and disguise as an angel of his imagination and hide behind the shrine.
At midnight A figure appear. Ted was overjoyed and jump out of the hiding place and said: " Follower, I am the angel of GOD! I sent down by HIM to purity u. But u must make love to me!"
The Nun nodded her head and hand gesture for anal sex as she want to protect her dignity.
After a hot session, Ted uncovered himself and said: " Haha! I am the pub regular!"
The Nun also uncover and said: "Haha! I am the bartender!" -
haha.. nice joke.. thanks!
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ok lah.
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Jokes Forum is still the best forum for me after all
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hahaha.
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