i really like this one

• tut4nkh4m3n

  9 Apr 07, 04:29

  a struggling actor walks into a zoo, looking for work.
  
  "the gorilla, one of our star attractions, has just died", says the manager. "i'll pay you $300 dollars a day to dress in this monkey suit and pretend to be him."
  
  the actor agrees and spends the next few minutes in a cage amusing visitors. but they soon grow bored and move on to the lion enclosure next door.
  
  desperate to keep his new job, the actor climbs up the wall and dangles just out of the lion's reach. this infuriates the lion but delights the visitors. the actor performs the stunt every day, drawing huge crowds, thrilled, the zoo manager increased his wage to $500.
  
  then one day, the actor loses his grip and lands at the lion's feet. it chases him round the cage until he starts screaming, "help me! help me!" the lion pounces. "shut up you idiot" it says, "do you want to get us both fired?"
  
  got it from reader's digest btw... =p
• allentyb

  9 Apr 07, 04:30

  
• trendz

  9 Apr 07, 10:01

  
• jay_rocks

  9 Apr 07, 10:13

  soso leh.
• Gordonator

  10 Apr 07, 00:05

  
• mhcampboy

  10 Apr 07, 00:06

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  

  x2
• missqi

  10 Apr 07, 01:37

  
• popmynutsy

  10 Apr 07, 01:38

  
• lolxzxz

  10 Apr 07, 01:38

  nice zoo
• I-like-flings(m)

  10 Apr 07, 01:39

  nabei
• ^tamago^

  10 Apr 07, 01:40

  cheat my money
• Not4rent

  10 Apr 07, 02:30

  
• Patrik

  10 Apr 07, 02:31

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Apr 07, 02:03

  
• Quinsy

  11 Apr 07, 02:12

  
• sgquitter

  11 Apr 07, 02:14

  chey, read this one long long time ago liaoz leh..
  
  readers' digest copy people's work ah?!