Never Make A Woman Angry
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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
> >Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful
> >banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her.
> > >
> > >They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you!
> >We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
> > >
> > >When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
> >wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint
Peter told her.
> > >
> > >"Which word?" the woman asked.
> > >
> > >"Love."
> > >
> > >The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
> >Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her
to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
> > >
> > >While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
> >"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
> > >
> > >"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
> >"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were
> >ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you
> >and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all
> >around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing
> >today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
> > >
> > >"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
> > "Which word?" her husband asked.
> >
> > >"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi ", she replied
> > >
> > >Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry...There will be Hell to
pay!
> > >
> > >NB: For your info: The longest word currently listed in Oxford
dictionary is the supposed lung-disease
> > >pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
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OMG that word actually exists.
proves that we can make our own!
here's my sickness :
mydaywassobadthatihadnewpimplespoppingfrommyforeheadism. -
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it reminded me of another joke where the husband is trying to divorce the wife when she is driving, he said that he wanted everything they owned n the wife agreed, she said that she just need one thing!
That's the seatbelt of the car!!
She crashed the car onto a brickwall at top speed!
never make a woman angry when she is at the wheel