Must read this joke

• jasonsamster

  15 Apr 07, 23:31

  There was this guy,Tom, who really loved his girlfriend. He loved her so much that he wanted to tattoo her name,"Wendy" on his dick. So he went to his friend who specializes in tattooing.
  
  His friend then suggested doing the tattoo while his dick is erected so that the name can be tattooed bigger and clearer. Tom agreed and went to erect his dick and had "Wendy" tattooed on it. He was very satisfied, there was a "Wy" on his dick when not erected and he dreamt of surprising his girlfriend by showing her the change from "Wy" to "Wendy" when he gets hard.
  
  So he called her quickly and arranged a meeting that evening. Before their date, he went to the toilet to piss and there he met this American with a "Wy" on his dick too, when he was pissing at the urinal.
  
  Thinking that this American might have tattooed his girlfriend's name too, Tom confronted him. The American denied, saying that it is not Tom's girlfriend's name.
  
  Tom wouldn't accept verbal denial and suggested erecting both their dicks to compare. The American agreed and they both started arousing themselves. Tom was first to erect and was proud to show the American, saying," Look, this is my girlfriend's name, Wendy."
  
  The American soon erected his dick and showed to Tom and said," Look, it is not your girlfriend's name." It said," Welcome to America and have a nice day".
• monoslayer

  15 Apr 07, 23:32

  
• missqi

  15 Apr 07, 23:33

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  15 Apr 07, 23:34

  
• <(0))><

  15 Apr 07, 23:36

  
• popmynutsy

  15 Apr 07, 23:37

  
• trendz

  15 Apr 07, 23:44

  
• ltachi

  16 Apr 07, 04:11

  ermm someone post a joke like this too.
• sand king

  16 Apr 07, 07:25

  
• jasonsamster

  16 Apr 07, 13:51

  Originally posted by ltachi:

  ermm someone post a joke like this too.

  adidas one har
• jondizzle foshizzle

  17 Apr 07, 02:01

  HAhahahahah are you implying that Asians have small dicks compared to Americans?
• YouDonKnowMe

  17 Apr 07, 14:29

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  HAhahahahah are you implying that Asians have small dicks compared to Americans?

  
• crucifiedx

  17 Apr 07, 16:55

  haha..
• WinnieThePooh

  17 Apr 07, 16:57

  Best. Ever.
• Cpt.ZR

  17 Apr 07, 19:56

  
• helpdesk^^

  18 Apr 07, 14:31

  wah pianz......
  
  so incredulous!
• Gordonator

  18 Apr 07, 23:40

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  HAhahahahah are you implying that Asians have small dicks compared to Americans?

  it is not even mentioned that Tom in the joke is an Asian.
• stellazio

  26 Apr 07, 01:05

  
• soulwinner

  26 Apr 07, 01:06

  haha..
  very funny..
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• c0mplex

  26 Apr 07, 01:47

  
• NuTcRaCk

  27 Apr 07, 00:13

  LoL...
  
  
  
  
• fairlady_xoxo

  27 Apr 07, 00:17

  
• darkensun

  27 Apr 07, 00:19

  Originally posted by NuTcRaCk:

  LoL...
  
  
  
  

  are u related to popmynutsy?
• Quinsy

  27 Apr 07, 00:21

  
• 0°C_Serenade

  30 Apr 07, 00:15

  owned...