A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long,
she becomes pregnant and they don't know what
to do. About nine months later, just about the time
she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the
hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the
priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a
miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers
the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and
says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a
miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes
he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."
The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The
priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father"
In Christianity, an archbishop is an elevated bishop.
