Adult Jokes

• browniebaobao

  26 Apr 07, 23:26

  Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
  A: Both keep searching for new holes.
  
  Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
  A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
  
  Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
  A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
  
  Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
  A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
  
  Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
  A: The boy friend's hand.
  
  Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
  A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
• fairlady_xoxo

  26 Apr 07, 23:29

  
• I-like-flings(m)

  26 Apr 07, 23:32

  knn
• Patrik

  26 Apr 07, 23:33

  
• DeadPoet

  26 Apr 07, 23:35

  I like the one about Tarzan!
• Quinsy

  26 Apr 07, 23:41

  ROFL!!!!!
• zoook

  27 Apr 07, 04:13

  
• allentyb

  27 Apr 07, 04:41

  
  
  not that funny at all
• sand king

  27 Apr 07, 06:56

  
• Gordonator

  27 Apr 07, 21:32

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  I like the one about Tarzan!

  don't make sense. animals (males) also have lan jiao right?
• <Precious>

  27 Apr 07, 21:35

  Love the Tarzan one best...........
• RaTtY8l

  27 Apr 07, 21:36

  
• browniebaobao

  27 Apr 07, 22:23

  I like this..
  
  

  Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
  A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

• stellazio

  27 Apr 07, 22:26

  
• jay_rocks

  30 Apr 07, 17:57

  
• Bontakun

  30 Apr 07, 18:00

  Who not yet adult here own up!
• browniebaobao

  30 Apr 07, 21:35

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Who not yet adult here own up!

  stella, jay and allentyb
  
  anyway, that allentyb dun have a sense of humour.
• CKeer

  30 Apr 07, 21:40

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  Who not yet adult here own up!

  Me! Me! I'm still a little boy who hasn't gone thru NS. Well, going in soon anyway.
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• caleb_chiang

  30 Apr 07, 21:43

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  
  
  anyway, that allentyb dun have a sense of humour.

  ... I also think that these are not that funny...
• Kenashi

  30 Apr 07, 21:47

  
  
• whereismyrib

  30 Apr 07, 21:58

  I'm okay with this.
  
  
• browniebaobao

  30 Apr 07, 22:06

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  ... I also think that these are not that funny...

  well, u can be good frens with him then.
• browniebaobao

  30 Apr 07, 22:07

  Originally posted by CKeer:

  Me! Me! I'm still a little boy who hasn't gone thru NS. Well, going in soon anyway.
  
  Cheers.
  CK

  u are not a boy la..
  
  tho u are still so young, but u are a young man liao.
• CKeer

  30 Apr 07, 22:08

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  u are not a boy la..
  
  tho u are still so young, but u are a young man liao.

  *sigh
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• kengkia

  30 Apr 07, 23:20