A man is unfortunate enough to be shipwrecked on a island with only a pig and a dog for company. One day after many sexless months, the man sees the pig waddle past him, and the pink posterior finally gets to him and he attempts to molest the beast.
BUT... The dog sees the pig as its surrogate mother and immediately starts biting and attacking the man in the pigs defence. And so it goes on, stalemate, the man can't go next to the pig without the dog chasing him.
Then, one day another victim flounders on the islands jagged rocks, and is washed ashore with the flotsam. The man rescues the victim and nurses her, ( for she was a Miss World contestant ) back to health with a kindness and tenderness that the girl doesn't fail to notice.
One day, after finally admitting to herself that she'd fallen in love with her shining knight, she blurts out her feelings;
Miss World: I love you and would do anything for you! You saved my life!
Man: Anything?
She looked him directly in the eye and with a look that couldn't be mistaken she said;
Miss World: Yes, absolutely anything.
Man: Only in my wildest dreams did I think this day would come........
.......... Would you take the dog for a walk, so I can fuck the pig?
