3 Men were at a job interview. There was, ah beng, ah seng and ah leng.
The boss told them only one can get the job and that he was going to ask a question and pick the person who answered the best.
Ah beng was interviewed 1st.
Boss: Ah beng, where are yeww florm?
Ah beng: Ehh, I florm Canbridge eww-niversertie.
Boss: Good good, now for the question. What is the fastest thing on earth?
Ah beng: errr urmmm.... Cheetah?
Boss: ok thats good. NEXT!
Ah seng dragged his bum into the office and sat on the chair infront of the boss.
Boss: So ah seng, where are you florm?
Ah seng: Me arh, i florm NSH.
Boss: Thats good. Ok, What is the fastest thing on earth?
Ah seng: hmm... i got tuu say its electricity. Cus when i press the switch 20 meters away the light bulb lights up!
Boss: great! NEXT!
Ah leng strolls into the room with a yo yo in one hand and sits on the chair.
Boss: Ah leng, where you flrom?
Ah leng: Dunno...
Boss: ok that does not matter, just tell me what is the fastest thing on earth?
Ah leng:
My lao sai!!!!
Boss: Why??
Ah leng: Because before i can run like a cheetah to the toilet and turn the lights on, my lao sai come out already
