Talking dog

• kct360

  24 May 07, 19:09

  A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent.
  
  "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "What's on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go 'roof'."
  
  "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending stare. He is losing his patience.
  
  "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you." He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" barks the dog.
  
  And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. The dog then turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
  
• omgukilledkenny

  24 May 07, 19:10

  chimology
• Darkness_hacker99

  24 May 07, 19:15

  
• sand king

  24 May 07, 19:58

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  chimology

  yea
• fairlady_xoxo

  24 May 07, 19:59

  
• relgn

  24 May 07, 20:36

  stupid dog
• jay_rocks

  25 May 07, 21:22

  wtf?
• wonderamazement

  25 May 07, 23:29

  The dog can really talk just that the answers to the questions ask sounded like "woof"
• Gordonator

  26 May 07, 23:23

  
• Lost_Drift

  27 May 07, 10:13

  haha
• martin_lim85

  27 May 07, 10:16