Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.? He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."?
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. Damn, you're right."
omgukilledkenny
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wat a dumb husband
ChingAlvin
hahahaha thats funny
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DRUNK !
allentyb
yong93
Real Dumb Nice 1 Nice 1
missqi
zoook
tut4nkh4m3n
hahaha... what a co ck
lpx88
dumb fark
red_amoeba
haha...how come he din say there are two dicks ....
club18
Weng_Kit
Nadare
caleb_chiang
charlize
Well, let's see what the husband says when he climbs back into bed and tries to hump the wife's lover.