Taking a leak

• GIB

  31 May 07, 11:01

  An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. After a long search he couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
  
  "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
  
  "I'm sorry," the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak."
  
  "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
  
  The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
  
  The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
  
  "No," replied the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
• sand king

  31 May 07, 11:05

  
• zoook

  31 May 07, 12:06

  
• bigmouthjoe

  31 May 07, 12:08

  
• UncleFishballz

  31 May 07, 17:00

  catch no ball
• missqi

  31 May 07, 21:11

  
• hatemeifuwantto

  31 May 07, 21:15

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball

  
  
  i laughed because ppl also laughing...
  
  ur not alone my fren.
• Bontakun

  31 May 07, 21:16

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball

  The police officer in there disliked the French. Using the American to take a leak there is akin to showing disrespect to the them.
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  31 May 07, 21:18

  
• Ligh7n1ngG0d

  31 May 07, 23:52

  Originally posted by Bontakun:

  The police officer in there disliked the French. Using the American to take a leak there is akin to showing disrespect to the them.
  
  

  actually (almost) all british hate the french..