Ans your kid's qns or you'll face embarrassment!

• viper146

  31 May 07, 13:37

  A mother is driving her 7 year-old
  daughter to her friend's house for a
  play
  date when the little girl asks "Mommy,"
  how old are you?" "Honey, you are
  not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
  the mother replies sweetly. "It's not
  polite."
  
  "OK", the little girl says, "How much
  do you weigh?"
  
  "Now really," the mother says, a bit
  less sweetly. "Those are personal
  questions and are really none of your
  business."
  
  Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why
  did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
  
  "That's enough questions, young lady,
  honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
  getting out of the car. The
  exasperated mother drives away as the
  two
  friends begin to play.
  
  "My Mom won't tell me anything about
  her," the little girl says to her
  friend.
  
  "Well," says the friend, "all you need
  to do is look at her drivers license.
  It's like a report card, it has
  everything on it. "
  
  Later that night the little girl says
  to her mother, "I know how old you
  are, you are 32."
  
  The mother is surprised and asks, "How
  did you find that out?" "I also know
  that you weigh 140 pounds."
  
  The mother is past surprised and
  shocked now. "How in heaven's name did
  you
  find that out?"
  
  "And," the little girl says
  triumphantly, "I know why you and
  daddy got a
  divorce."
  
  Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh
  really? And just why is that, young
  lady?"
  
  "Because you got an F in sex."
• UncleFishballz

  31 May 07, 16:53

  catch no ball
• DriftingGuy

  31 May 07, 17:06

  
  
  
• BÃ¥seline

  31 May 07, 17:11

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball

  Sex as in gender. F/M
• Patrik

  31 May 07, 17:16

  
• missqi

  31 May 07, 21:10

  
• Bontakun

  31 May 07, 21:21

  
  
  How innocent is a little kid's mind. Gotta love them.
• zoook

  1 Jun 07, 00:58

  
• omgukilledkenny

  1 Jun 07, 01:31

  
• allentyb

  1 Jun 07, 01:33

  
• cockaholic

  1 Jun 07, 07:24

  weight wont be on the driver's license leh..
• Xephone_xenon

  1 Jun 07, 08:06

  
• club18

  1 Jun 07, 12:28

  
• sir sickolot II

  1 Jun 07, 12:30

  Originally posted by cockaholic:

  weight wont be on the driver's license leh..

  maybe on american driver's license.
  
  kid's do say the darnest things
• NPNT

  1 Jun 07, 14:39

  
• whiteknight888

  1 Jun 07, 15:20

  failed in sex bwahahahah
• citymax

  1 Jun 07, 16:54

  
• Kenashi

  1 Jun 07, 17:12

  
• Spartans

  1 Jun 07, 19:39

  nice one
• Mrunknown

  2 Jun 07, 00:19

  wonderful
• wudimax

  2 Jun 07, 09:25

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball

  so stupid..
• Darkness_hacker99

  2 Jun 07, 09:27

  
• browniebaobao

  2 Jun 07, 09:33

  
  
  funny sia...
  
  7 yr old know wat is sex ma?
• angelfairy

  2 Jun 07, 10:39

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  
  
  funny sia...
  
  7 yr old know wat is sex ma?

  maybe she doesnt...but she knows what an F grade is, so she just quoted "sex" like its a subject?
• CKeer

  2 Jun 07, 12:20

  
  
  Cheers.
  CK