The Young Ventriloquist

• bigmouthjoe

  1 Jun 07, 18:49

  THE YOUNG VENTRILOQUIST
  
  A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
  
  He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
  
  Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f*cker on your knee!"
  
• omgukilledkenny

  1 Jun 07, 21:29

  
• zoook

  2 Jun 07, 03:17

  don get it leh.. can any1 explain ?
• missqi

  2 Jun 07, 03:21

  
• gigabyte14

  2 Jun 07, 03:22

  Originally posted by zoook:

  don get it leh.. can any1 explain ?

  the blonde meant the puppet la
• huiz

  2 Jun 07, 13:38

  the blond was scolding the puppet for telling the blond jokes but as you know it is actually the ventriloquist who was talking.