I can tell how a man makes loves...

• sand king

  4 Jun 07, 19:09

  John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
  
  John says, "Well, give me some examples."
  
  Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
  
  "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
  
  Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
  
  John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
• omgukilledkenny

  4 Jun 07, 19:11

  
• kenn3th

  4 Jun 07, 19:11

  
• cApitaland

  4 Jun 07, 19:23

  
• missqi

  4 Jun 07, 19:24

  
• hobochua

  4 Jun 07, 19:26

  
• UncleFishballz

  4 Jun 07, 19:27

  
• gigabyte14

  4 Jun 07, 19:30

  sand king is running wild
• zoook

  5 Jun 07, 00:08

  
• soulwinner

  5 Jun 07, 00:11

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  5 Jun 07, 15:37

  nice one man
• gobez14

  5 Jun 07, 15:44

  err i catch no ball leh
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  5 Jun 07, 15:45

  Originally posted by gobez14:

  err i catch no ball leh

  hi kid
• gobez14

  5 Jun 07, 15:45

  Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:

  hi kid

  err yea i m a kid can anione expalin?
• Eiizumi

  5 Jun 07, 15:58

  Originally posted by gobez14:

  err yea i m a kid can anione expalin?

  You might want to know what is a chastity belt first.
• nutpinko

  5 Jun 07, 16:17

  
• gobez14

  5 Jun 07, 16:19

  Originally posted by Eiizumi:

  You might want to know what is a chastity belt first.

  chastity i noe chastity belt i dunno