A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles, the sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correctaisle.
Afew minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She sas, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers....'Cause it's soooooooo much cheaper. So.... I figure if I have to roll my own....so does she...."
