Vampire Bats
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A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask he got it from. "Follow me" he says. Off they flew over hills, over a river and into the dark forest. "See that tree over there", he says. "Yes" they say. "Well i didn't".....
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heard b4...but still brings a smile to face...
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another version...
There are 3 vampires. They had a competition of who can come back fastest and with the the most blood. Out went A and it came back in a min with some blood on his lips.
B, doesnt wanna admit losing and out it went. 30 seconds later, B return with blood dripping from his mouth.
C follow suit and return 10 seconds with his head full of blood.
"how did u managed to return so fast with so much blood?!" A & B asked C.
"well, u guys see that tree over there?" replied C
"hell yeah."replied A & B.
"well, i didnt." replied C. -
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The first one is more funny~
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dont get it .....