Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Indian regiment on one side and Pakistani on the other, suddenly Vijay(of India) gets a bright idea, shouts!
"Oye Abdul!"
Guy pops up from other trench "Wassup fucker?" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" two guys stand up, and in chorus "You takin' to me fucker?" BANG BANG both finito.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! Capiche!
Pakistanis get worried, they think "Bastard Indians, when did they get so smart"? Decide to try it themselves.
"Oye Vijay ".... silence.
"Oye Sanjay!!".... silence.
"Oye brother, Ajay !"still silence
From the Indian side:
"Oye who's calling Vijay?"
Paki gets up, "Me", BANG!