The 3 guys
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There were 3 guys stranded on an island...
They were being caught by some barbarians...
They wanted to be freed from them and demanded the leader to free them...
So... The leader said this "If you can find 20 fruits of the same kind, stuff it up into ur butt without laughing, i would free you.. But if you laugh, you shall die.."
The three of them agreed and went on the search for the fruits...
After sometime, the first guy came back with 20 rambutans..
As you know, rambutans are hairy...
So as the first guy stuffs the first one up into his butt, he laughed and he was being killed...
The second guy returned with 20 grapes...
He was doing very well...
He stuffed 19 grapes into his butt without laughing...
Just as he was about to stuff the 20th grape into his butt, the third guy returned with his fruits...
He saw the third guy and he laughed... He was killed...
Why did the second guy laugh when he saw the third guy standing there with his fruits?
Ans: The third guy returned with durians -
i think ur nick is more funny.
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Originally posted by No.1ShuaiGe:There were 3 guys stranded on an island...
They were being caught by some barbarians...
They wanted to be freed from them and demanded the leader to free them...
So... The leader said this "If you can find 20 fruits of the same kind, stuff it up into ur butt without laughing, i would free you.. But if you laugh, you shall die.."
The three of them agreed and went on the search for the fruits...
After sometime, the first guy came back with 20 rambutans..
As you know, rambutans are hairy...
So as the first guy stuffs the first one up into his butt, he laughed and he was being killed...
The second guy returned with 20 grapes...
He was doing very well...
He stuffed 19 grapes into his butt without laughing...
Just as he was about to stuff the 20th grape into his butt, the third guy returned with his fruits...
He saw the third guy and he laughed... He was killed...
Why did the second guy laugh when he saw the third guy standing there with his fruits?
Ans: The third guy returned with durians -
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Originally posted by FireIce:i think ur nick is more funny.
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hear b4 but still funny
like ur nick.. -
lol
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heard before, slightly different version.
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Got 5 Ah Bengs wanna rent taxi and earn money..They rented one and started plying the streets..how come no one take their cab?
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Cuz all 5 Ah Bengs sitting in the taxi.. -
An Ah Beng wanna open a car repair shop..he opened one in a building but no one goes to his shop..Why?
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Cuz he rented a shop at the 2nd floor.. -
Originally posted by FireIce:i think ur nick is more funny.
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Thanks... LOLOriginally posted by FireIce:i think ur nick is more funny. -
lol ah beng jokes are so corny
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lol.. cranky