Ways to relieve stress in lectures.

• bigmouthjoe

  6 Jun 07, 16:25

  1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
  
  2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
  
  3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
  
  4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
  
  5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
  
  6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
  
  7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
  
  8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
  
  9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
  
  10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
  
  11. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
  
  12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
  
  13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
• soulwinner

  6 Jun 07, 16:26

  Too bad ther is no lecture for me now..
• Darkness_hacker99

  6 Jun 07, 16:33

  RP no lectures..
• charlize

  6 Jun 07, 16:34

  I did a number 9 before.
  
  I didn't get to finish the remainder of the lecture though.
  
  
• hiphop2009

  6 Jun 07, 16:42

  sgforums version to release stress:
  
  jacky goh: PCC
  
  fireice: surf sgforums
  
  ndmmxiaomayi: unscrew ur com and check it out
  
  darkness_hacker: bar is active again (jacky goh wan PCC mah)
  
  popikachu: comfort ur fren who is in agony because of the lecture
  
  hellomotosqx: read chinese novels and wu xia xiao shuo
  
  turbo_drift: huat ar! need for speed i drift my lambo ar!
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  6 Jun 07, 16:48

  Originally posted by hiphop2009:

  sgforums version to release stress:
  
  jacky goh: PCC
  
  fireice: surf sgforums
  
  ndmmxiaomayi: unscrew ur com and check it out
  
  darkness_hacker: bar is active again (jacky goh wan PCC mah)
  
  popikachu: comfort ur fren who is in agony because of the lecture
  
  hellomotosqx: read chinese novels and wu xia xiao shuo
  
  turbo_drift: huat ar! need for speed i drift my lambo ar!
  
  

  
• <Precious>

  6 Jun 07, 17:05

  Originally posted by soulwinner:

  Too bad ther is no lecture for me now..

  So you want a lecture is it? I can give you one right now! Want anot?
• hiphop2009

  6 Jun 07, 23:33

  Originally posted by :

  So you want a lecture is it? I can give you one right now! Want anot?

  lecture on?
• alleggerita

  6 Jun 07, 23:46

  Originally posted by hiphop2009:

  lecture on?

  His "lecture" means a "lecturing"..
  
  Lecturing = scolding..
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  6 Jun 07, 23:49

  Originally posted by hiphop2009:

  sgforums version to release stress:
  
  jacky goh: PCC
  
  fireice: surf sgforums
  
  ndmmxiaomayi: unscrew ur com and check it out
  
  darkness_hacker: bar is active again (jacky goh wan PCC mah)
  
  popikachu: comfort ur fren who is in agony because of the lecture
  
  hellomotosqx: read chinese novels and wu xia xiao shuo
  
  turbo_drift: huat ar! need for speed i drift my lambo ar!
  
  

  
• sg mata

  6 Jun 07, 23:51

  i sleep during lectures.....i go to back of lecture theatre and lie down behind the chairs....by then, maybe got 1 or 2 ppl oredi there.....
• Quinsy

  6 Jun 07, 23:55

  What some mates did last sem: Record shouting of drunk guy friend shouting " LEI HOU GAY!" with echo-ing effect and set as ringtone.
  
  Get someone to call phone at the most appropriate moment * you decide when it's 'appropriate'* then enjoy the laughter as the lecturer gets insulted with the comment. LOL.
• SingaporeMacross

  7 Jun 07, 00:06

  Did number 4 before.
  
  Yes Boss!, Yes Master!