A woman decides to have a facelift for her 30th
birthday.
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> She spends $15,0000 and feels pretty good about the
> results. On her way
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> Home from her final post-op doctor visit, she stops
> at a news agents to buy
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> a newspaper.
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> Before leaving, she says to the guy behind the
> counter, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how
> old do you think I am?"
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> "About 22," is the reply.
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> "Nope! I'm exactly 30," the woman says happily.
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> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and
> asks the counter girl the very same question.
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> The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
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> The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 30."
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> Now she's feeling really good about herself.
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> She stops in at a pharmacy store on her way down the
> street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
> and asks the clerk this burning question.
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> The assistant responds, "Oh, I'd say 20."
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> Again she proudly responds, "I'm 30, but thank you!"
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> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an
> old man waiting next to her the same question.
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> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.
> Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire
> way to tell how old a woman was."
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>
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> "What is it?" she asks.
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>
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> He replies, "It sounds very forward, but it requires
> you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and
> only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
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> They wait in silence on the empty street until her
> curiosity gets the best of her.
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> She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
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> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and
> begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He
> bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches
> each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs
> them against each other.
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> After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay,
> okay, that's enough.
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> How old am I?"
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> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
> removes his hands, and says,
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> "Madam, you are 30."
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> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was
> incredible, how could you tell?"
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> The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
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> "I promise I won't." she says.
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>
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> "I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's
