Glass of milk

• viper146

  10 Jun 07, 16:52

  Somebody left half a glass of milk next to the keyboard. The reaction?
  
  Optimist: The glass is half full.
  
  Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
  
  Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
  
  Pascal programmers: Well, what type of milk is it?
  
  C programmers: No thanks, I drink straight from the jug.
  
  Assembly programmers: No thanks, I drink straight from the cow.
  
  Basic programmers: No thanks, I'm still nursing.
  
  MIS: I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.
  
  Fuzzy logic guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
  
  Prolog programmers: I know I drank it-- just don't ask me how.
  
  Non-procedural language programmers: I drank it when nobody was looking.
  
  UI designers: What's that crap in my glass?
  
  Pentium users: I drank Glass * 4.99999... but don't hold me to that.
  
  Windows users: Where's my straw?
  
  Mac users: Where's my pump?
  
  UNIX users: Nah.. too easy.
  
  Shareware game author: That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
  
  Security consultant: Where'd the rest of the milk go?
  
  CIA: What makes you think that's milk?
  
  NSA: We know what that really is.
  
  Copy protection crazies: Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
  
  Free Software Foundation: That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind.
  
  Schroedinger: That damned cat got into the milk again!
  
  Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.
  
  Apple Computer: You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.
  
  IBM: Rent this glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.
  
  IRS: Thanks for getting your milk withholding correct this year.
• ^spidee^

  10 Jun 07, 16:55

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  10 Jun 07, 16:57

  
• zoook

  10 Jun 07, 23:07

  
• alleggerita

  11 Jun 07, 00:14

  
  
  But hard to understand at first..maybe i'm slow..
• hatemeifuwantto

  11 Jun 07, 00:16

  
• kivine

  11 Jun 07, 00:42

  PAP users: How should I rearrange the milk so it can look like it actually fills up the whole glass?
• omgukilledkenny

  11 Jun 07, 00:44

  
• spinsugar

  11 Jun 07, 12:21

  Originally posted by kivine:

  PAP users: How should I rearrange the milk so it can look like it actually fills up the whole glass?

  gd one
• tut4nkh4m3n

  11 Jun 07, 12:31

  not bad not bad
• bengan35

  11 Jun 07, 13:40

  haha
• Myzzy

  11 Jun 07, 14:01

  not that funny leh//
  
• Ito_^

  11 Jun 07, 20:38

  Originally posted by kivine:

  PAP users: How should I rearrange the milk so it can look like it actually fills up the whole glass?

  
• club18

  11 Jun 07, 23:58

  Originally posted by kivine:

  PAP users: How should I rearrange the milk so it can look like it actually fills up the whole glass?

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  13 Jun 07, 02:19

  chimz.. lol
• kivine

  14 Jun 07, 02:43

  PAP users (2) : Why is it not 2/3 (66.6%) full?