Welfare story.........
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." -
wtf
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He wants a job... why never give? Why say he bullshitting?
Better be independent than taking welfare right?
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lol do you get it?Originally posted by mhcampboy:He wants a job... why never give? Why say he bullshitting?
Better be independent than taking welfare right? -
what? he HATE drawing welfare??Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:lol do you get it?
as welfare officer.. he shld find the fella a job... not say he is talk nonsense...
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hmm. i think its a UK joke or smth.. where by the unemployed gets a certain amount of money every month.Originally posted by mhcampboy:what? he HATE drawing welfare??
as welfare officer.. he shld find the fella a job... not say he is talk nonsense...
correct or not? -
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i know wad is welfare means...Originally posted by o0Nite0o:hmm. i think its a UK joke or smth.. where by the unemployed gets a certain amount of money every month.
and i know why the officer say bullsh1t.. becos..he wants to get money too without doing anything....
but the guy want to work wad... and no support from welfare officer...
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Hey... it's a joke... don't you get it?Originally posted by mhcampboy:what? he HATE drawing welfare??
as welfare officer.. he shld find the fella a job... not say he is talk nonsense...
correct or not? -
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I EXPLAIN!?Originally posted by caleb_chiang:Hey... it's a joke... don't you get it?
i got it...!! but the fella wants to work!!.. why the officer never support his decision!??? -
pull that stick out of your assOriginally posted by mhcampboy:HOW MANY TIMES MUST I EXPLAIN!?
i got it...!! but the fella wants to work!!.. why the officer never support his decision!??? -
the social worker should have quitted his job and take up this job offer himself.. unless he's currently paid $200,000Originally posted by viper146:A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."