What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin
for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he
won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got
on."
A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things
went.
"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was
immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same
time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on
the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not
good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be
able to show my face in McDonald's again."
